@TrickleVaryTea: The only thing a woman wants jumping out of a cake is another cake.
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@AimeeHelene1: Nothing makes me feel more "white collar" than when I'm nodding my head at someone pointing to a line graph that I know nothing about.
@TheMichaelRock: Me *wakes up from nap* Wife: what are you doing up? Me: was I not supposed to wake up? Wife[nervous laugh] what?
@TheToddWilliams: I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well.
@Matt_The_1st: Me: yes, I'll take the free burger Cashier: sir, you have to buy one to get one Me: I only want one though, the free one