@krisv_723: The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison.
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@Angibangie: I got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine Sunshine: Please let me go. I have children.
@samalmightysam: I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station.
@SharkJelly: "Hey honey" *drags a cigarette* "have you ever" *drinks some scotch* "slept with a guy" *sucks a lollipop* "with three arms?"