@TheCatWhisprer: The only thing I do to get my body ready for summer is make sure my AC is serviced.
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@thevickster_sa: Adulting so well today. Managed to make the bed while i was still in it. Now to figure out how to get out, without messing it up.
@juliussharpe: I was at the beach and the lifeguard blew his whistle at me. Dude, I'm 40. I'm not listening to a teenager in a bathing suit.
@Playing_Dad: Welcome to passive aggressive club. We're so happy you came twenty minutes late. Sure, get a cup of coffee, we'll wait.