@TheCatWhisprer: The only thing I do to get my body ready for summer is make sure my AC is serviced.
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@ElleOhHell: 911? I'm a man trapped in a woman's body! "That's not exactly an emergency." Oh. Huh. Ok. *Tries door in Statue of Liberty again*
@Ideal_Victoria: The good thing about being tall is, you can't get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can't get lost in a crowd.
@jdbalani: The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.