@missekay: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.
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@duumb: doctor: im afraid u only have a few minutes left to live me: [sobs] oh my god are u sure doctor: [pulls out gun] im totally sure
@SamuelHLowe: Aliens must know that we're an easily conquerable race if they've ever seen us try to cancel a printer job.
@kdelite8: Doctor: it's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet. Me: *eats purple cupcakes*