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@missekay: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.
@hbreaker9999: What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?
@Travon: So sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we're still in the top 10.
@toastymoe: It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now
@Try2StopME: Dear Mario,
I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend :)
@suntzufuntzu: "What if Waldo finds me first?" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. "Don't let that happen," she warns.