@missekay: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.
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@mattgallo123: House arrest? You mean permission to excuse myself from social interaction? Oh no, judge. Please don't.
@nerdreign: When I was 16, I thought I could slam and lock my bedroom door in the house my parents paid for. So they took my door. That's 80s parenting.
@NOT_UmaThurman: [Jesus on a blind date] Christians: "Hmm, you seemed whiter in your profile picture"
@Sanbel11: -Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!