@missekay: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.
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@JediGigi: Him: I'm leaving you. Me: [can't hear him because I'm trying to breakdance in my bubble wrap suit]
@PurrrrrfectCat: If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria.
@Dmvm1977: OMG! My boss has choked on his sandwich and stopped breathing!! Should I call an ambulance? Its been 16hrs.. I didn't wanna make a fuss.