@thisalexstein: The only thing I've ever made from scratch was dandruff.
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@RamblingMachine: You think your spouse loves you?Put them & a dog in the trunk of the car for a day. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
@RandomBest: "I got this." Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained.
@withanewname: It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change