@thisalexstein: The only thing I've ever made from scratch was dandruff.
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@RuinMyWeek: I photoshopped myself into a photo booth strip a coworker had on her desk and replaced it. And now we wait...
@teen_news69: PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher "can i use the bathroom?" "i don't know, CAN you?" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*
@QuiteQuietOne: I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic