@shutupheav: The only thing I've learned from scary movies is to avoid pale children
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@novicefather: [1st ppl to go camping] wife: what do u wanna do this week? hubs: luxury cruise? w: no h: nice hotel? w: no h: pretend to be homeless w: YES
@ClichedOut: Me: *walks to counter* One large fry. Cashier: Sir, there's a line. Me: Oh, they're not with me.