@thepunningman: CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put "may not hover" on the box and get out of my sight

@GabbbarSingh: Until you can't kill a spider with an e-book, Print media will live.

@2tonbug: "Check, please!" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table

@trentistweeting: "My date was cute but he couldnt perform in the bedroom." *cuts to me in bedroom butchering Wonderwall on guitar* i swear this never happens

@DuaneABarrett: Just overheard someone say, "I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries." You know. Like a book.