@WilliamAder: The only thing left for CNN to do is drop Wolf Blitzer in the Indian Ocean and see how long it takes to find him.
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@Spaced_Cowboy00: If you're not sure how to spell a word, there are thousands of English professors on Twitter who will correct you.
@OctopusCavemann: Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel? Pet Store: Aluminum I think Me: So there’s no nickel in this cage? Pet Store: Don’t you dare! Me: It’s a nickleless cage Pet Store: GET OUT!
@Ryan_Patricks: My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car.