@bjaynash: The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: *Screaming at kids at soccer practice LADY: Which one is yours? ME: None of them. I just have anger issues.
@SamGrittner: Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is.
@SarahJonesVent: I'm like a swan. But not in the elegant grace way, in the way I'm surprisingly violent if you get between me and bread.