@FinallyHeSleeps: The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses.
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@primawesome: Oatmeal shouldn't get to have the word "meal" in it. How about oatsnack? Or oatbullshit?
@SteveKoehler22: I went to school with a girl named Nonstick CookingSpray We tried calling her Pam ... but it didn’t stick.
@LurkAtHomeMom: I’m not saying one of my kids is “more difficult” than the others, but so far my oldest wants a remote control car for Christmas, the youngest wants a stuffed unicorn, and the middle one has requested a dinosaur egg so he can raise and train his own velociraptor from birth.
@QueefTornado: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.