@doktorj: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."
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@DestryBrod: I must have been a raccoon in a former life. I started out cute and cuddly but the older I get the hairier and crazier I get. Now I have a garbage pallet and I'll probably hiss at you for touching my snacks. I still like to cuddle though.