@doktorj: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."
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@jwoodham: Don't let people tell you that life after college is nothing but being poor and tired. It's 100% true, but it's more fun if it's a surprise.
@ericbove: The people naming dinosaurs should teach the people naming hurricanes how to name stuff.
@ericsshadow: FBI: If you testify you'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program ME: I'll do it FBI: Your wife and kids too ME: Oh ok never mind
@just1fool: Always go into an interview high so they'll never be able to tell the difference in the future.