@Pierre__4: The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different
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@DonQuickoats: I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go
@DepecheALAmode: No, No, people. It's okay. I can make racist jokes. One of my best friends is a racist.
@AGreaterMonster: LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub.
@novicefather: I was gonna put on my cowboy hat and sit on my patio shirtless to showcase my abs when I realized I don't own a cowboy hat, a patio, or abs.