@QwertyJones3: The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is realizing that the person who prepared it has a bald head.
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@simoncholland: Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves.
@KentWGraham: Whenever I skip a day on the treadmill, I add the 25 minutes to the next day. Tomorrow, I will be running until 2026.
@ChefChas82: I should run for public office just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me. I would really like to piece together my twenties.