@SteveSuckington: The only thing worse than sitting down on a cold toilet seat is sitting down on a warm toilet seat.
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@bornmiserable: "This race is over," said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president.
@kamtweeting: There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal.
@sad_tree: *I throw my hat into the ring* Oh you wanna fight do ya? *I throw my pants into the ring* Pal this is gettin' weird *I throw my skin into th