@daplusk: The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard.
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@XLToast: Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog? Stranger: He's over there! Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]
@mortimermaiden: Realtor: This house has a great location Me: But what's the square doggage? Realtor: What Me: *rubbing my temples* How many dogs can it fit?