@daplusk: The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard.
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@dumbbeezie: I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you
@alesiavsworld: Creep yelling from window: "HEY SEXY WHERE YO MAN?" Me yelling back: "HE DEAD" Him: "WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?" Me: "HE YELLED AT ME"
@mynameisntdave: MOBSTER: *cracks knuckles* ME: that supposed to intimidate me? *his fingers start to glow like glowsticks* ME: k I'm scared but thats rad
@ScienceMarchDC: People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!