@daplusk: The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard.
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@sofarrsogud: SON: Daddy, how come our snowman hasn’t melted, like everyone else’s? ME: Because it’s made from leftover mashed potato son.