@sploosk: The only time my wife will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground
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@TheTweetOfGod: Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years.
@Book_Krazy: *Ok, don't let them know you're a dog* Him: The job is yours. Here's the keys to your new office. [tosses keys] *catches keys in my mouth*
@dougbies: I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings