@lovemydogduck: The only times I go for a jog is when there's a cute guy in front of me or a creepy guy behind me.
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@maxhaarhaus: Interviewer: it says here your interests include connecting people Me: correcting people, actually I: no it's- Me: i know what it says
@SteveSuckington: [bleeding out] ER Doctor: do you know your blood type? ME: I've never really thought about it TBH. As long as it has a good personality