@TheMichaelRock: The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you're having a velociraptor.
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@TattedChanel: 'Find a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara ' lol mate ruin any part of my makeup nd ur gettin smacked down
@captaincoximus: Remember before you give the finger from the safety of your car, not everyone has a schedule to keep
@SamuelMoen: When I die, my only wish is for my corpse to be respectfully catapulted onto a whitewater raft of people going down the Colorado river