@TheMichaelRock: The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you're having a velociraptor.
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@chopper4jk: The nice thing about Hide-and-Seek is your children voluntarily go in a closet and be quiet for 3 hours.
@kellysdf: Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed.
@Sean_Burgundy_: [1st date] Waiter: Can I get you a drink ma'am ? Me: Wow really bro right in front of me?
@pakalupapito: why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here