@SaraMansford: The only way I'd be scared of a ghost is if one was coming at me wearing a fitted sheet that I thought I'd have to eventually fold.
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@Smooheed: All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'
@mompsychologist: 5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would "have a piece of cheese and calm down" So, yeah, she's mine.
@shesananteater: My neighbor started mowing his yard at 6am so I opened all my windows and vacuumed because I don't understand how revenge works.
@jessokfine: When someone says "women like you" to me, I assume they're referring to extremely powerful wizards.