@Maxine12333: The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave.
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@GingerHotDish: Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving "costume" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims.
@caseytduncan: I always eat duck with a few slices of cheap bread, because I know they would've enjoyed it.
@badbanana: I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying.