@McNevich: The only way I'm listening to a voicemail is if I think the pizza guy is lost
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@Fred_Delicious: [sex addiction group] "Hi, my name is Fred, and as I've got a saxophone in my hand it's fair to assume I misread the ad"
@trevso_electric: "Never Have I Ever" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood.
@Liber_what: Me: hey squirrel, dnt steal d pigeon's food, the eggs are about to hatch S: u stole a cake frm ur roomate Me: Me: here, take the eggs too