@trevso_electric: The only way to make a cat like you is to cancel plans with them and ignore their text messages.
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@Audenary: LION: Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SHEEP: Shaun thinks your mane looks ridiculous. LION: *upset* Shaun said that?
@sixfootcandy: *puts powdered sugar around my nostrils and walks into blind date set up by my mom*
@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.