@trevso_electric: The only way to make a cat like you is to cancel plans with them and ignore their text messages.
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@Jenny4ashley: No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.
@ChipKellysBalls: I'm starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...
@The_Sculptress: If I see someone stumble, catch themselves, & madly start looking about to see if anyone saw, I always make sure I make direct eye contact.