@TheTweetOfGod: The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay.
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@emireecraire: Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race
@JesseWeller: Oh, hey guys how were the bars tonight? That's cool. In case you were wondering all of the Harry Potter movies are still really good.
@KyleMcDowell86: [cop knocks on the door of a steamed up car] [I get out holding a bowl of melted butter & wearing a lobster bib] this better be important