@GianDoh: The opening ceremony for our ribbon repair business was pretty confusing.
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@UNTRESOR: I never give money to those Salvation Army people because I know they're just gonna spend it on more bells.
@danjan13: Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets. Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets.
@Gooooats: I'm a Civil War reenactor but I only reenact the time General Ambrose Burnside took a three hour nap.
@HomeProbably: People keep accusing me of using the wrong words in my sentences. It's like everyone in my life has turned into a grandma nazi.