@SleazySli: The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion.
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@drumforge: yeah sex is cool but have you tried washing your dishes right after you use them so they never pile up in the sink???
@iFluff8: Men ask us if we're naked when we tell them we're taking a bath. THAT'S why they pay more for their car insurance.
@ChrisScarlette: *i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*