@SleazySli: The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion.
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@Dog_Marriage: Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now.
@Scdavis24: Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What do women want?" She's been talking nonstop for the last two days now.
@crylenol: BAE: come over BATMAN: i'm fighting crime BAE: my parents aren't home BATMAN: *tears up* same