@SleazySli: The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion.
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@NourhanKheir: I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone.
@LizHackett: If a bear confronts you in the woods, make it go away by handing it a flyer for your boyfriend's band's show.
@Brianhopecomedy: *Puts on muscle shirt* *Looks in mirror* Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in.