@KenJennings: The opposite of "Free Willy" is "Predestinationy."
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@Bob_Janke: Reports say 3 billion Yahoo accounts were hacked and suddenly 3 billion people remembered they had yahoo accounts.
@maughammom: If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine
@HomeProbably: The human liver can withstand up to 97% damage and make a full recovery. Yet not one doctor will accept this as an argument for alcoholism.
@moneebthinks: My Nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip