@EastTNLady: The options really are this bad
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@MissNaughty1801: Him:I'm not going to use this taxi company again. They nearly killed me this morning Me:don't be so hasty darling...give them another chance
@TheAlexNevil: Not to brag, but I was voted "Most Likely To Mention Something Truly Insignificant As If It Was A Big Deal" by everyone who has ever met me.
@TimJohnish: "I see that you're wearing a black shirt, so I'm going to be extra affectionate today." -Cats