@deviledlegs: The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog's poop.
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@lawking30: She asked for my name, if I'm alone, had me remove belt/shoes & take out what I have in my pants. Interactions w/TSA agents are underrated.
@_PerziaN_: Parents that tell u "it's just a little noise" when their kid cries on a train are the same ones who knock on ur door when the music is loud
@twylaredsun: Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job