@SouthernStylin1: The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb
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@murrman5: [wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
@BuckyIsotope: This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people
@Schmoodles: Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato.