@SouthernStylin1: The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb
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@YourAnMoron: It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano considering he was a St. Bernard.
@KevinFarzad: If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute.
@ThinkingSavage: Loan officer: And what is the purpose of your loan, Sir? Me: Whole Foods. I shop at Whole Foods.
@Tacet_no_more: When my wife says "I don't want to talk about it" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what "It" is