@SouthernStylin1: The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb
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@david8hughes: "I'll take the Batmobile. Robin, you take the--" [Robin doing up laces] "The Batskates, yeah I know."
@iamch0pper: if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, "in jesus name amen"
@_NTFG_: I'm not ashamed to say that when I saw everyone was getting these new "selfie sticks" for Xmas I thought it was some new fantastic deodorant