@GMPaiella: The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market
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@MelKassel: LEONARDO DA VINCI: *on street corner* eeey girl! gimme a smile, girl! nah, not that big. make it cryptic, girl, like 'what is she thinking'
@kumailn: Advertisers think we're like "Oh a pop-up ad is in the way of the thing I actually want to watch? I should purchase whatever it's selling!"
@CatherineLMK: I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have.