@GMPaiella: The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market
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@Try2StopME: 15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!
@shanethevein: Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in "I recommend the squirrel".
@TheMichaelRock: I forgot my work ethic at home today, but I did remember to bring my shenanigans and debauchery.
@ConcernedSirGuy: Sirs & Ma'ams, It is a well-known fact that when Jesus takes the wheel, He doesn't just stop with the wheel. He takes the stereo too.