@GMPaiella: The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market
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@Eagle_Vision: When I was 16 years old, the morning of my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed.
@shutupmikeginn: [my first cutaway on The Bachelorette] I can eat more roses than any of these guys
@KentWGraham: I used to sing my daughter to sleep at night, which is probably why her first word was “Stop.”