@VancityReynolds: The pen is mightier than the sword. Also, parking a car in someone's living room sends a pretty damn clear message too.
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@StaceyShortcake: Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant.
@Twits_Giggles: It's amazing how patiently people will wait in line behind you when you're buying tampons.
@BadMikeyBad: Thanks to SnapChat filters I'm now sexually attracted to girl rabbits, bats, and cocker spaniels