@kingstonstreet: The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword
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@KittensMittens: Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad
@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
@AngelaEhh: Kids teach you so many life lessons. Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door.