@TheTweetOfGod: The people in charge of hell sometimes visit North Korea just to exchange ideas.
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@AmericanGent69: *lights low *her fingers tracing a scar on my arm Her: How'd you get this? Me: *softly I whisper* Are you familiar with Scrapbooking?
@LizHackett: If you marry someone a few years older, one thing they love is when any classic rock song comes on and you ask "Is this Led Zeppelin?"
@turdfailure: I didn't get far in Mario. I thought the guy floating on the cloud was God so I just accepted it when he threw shit at me
@Schmoodles: I dress up as a Girl Scout for my boyfriend, but just so we can practice our elaborate cookie heist.