@AmishPornStar1: The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni.
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@Donna_McCoy: Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers.
@1CleverGirl1: If Disney movies have taught me anything, it's that the whole ENTIRE world speaks English. Including animals and inanimate objects.
@Darlainky: [at quick clinic] Nurse: (sarcastically) Is it okay if I check your temperature? Me: Come on, I can’t be the only person that’s refused to be weighed.
@cravin4: [Attorney's office] *checked box for cremation* *signed last will and testament* Guess I just made an ash out of myself. Wife: *rolls eyes* Did he also sign the DNR?