@rickygervais: The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case.
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@jonnysun: *explosiom of light* *univrse is created* *earth forms* *plants grow* *a grape fals off a vine adn drys* evreythimg hapens for a raisin
@shanethevein: I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?
@mattvbrady: im about to go on a date. im sure it will be perfectly normal and wont go viral or anything...
@david8hughes: Me: what make of dog is that? Her: breed Me [hands on knees]: I am, I'm just out of breath cos I ran over to ask what make of dog that is