@OrwellNGoode: The person behind Wendy's Twitter account deserves a medal
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@MenHumor: Dear Edward, maybe the reason you can't read Bella's mind is because there's nothing in her head. Sincerely, Logic.
@zachreinert03: I think the term copycat serial killer is a bullshit term. They can't kill the same people as the other guy
@briangaar: Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? "Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"