@OrwellNGoode: The person behind Wendy's Twitter account deserves a medal
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@JohnLyonTweets: Your lips say no but your eyes, they say no too. And your body language, that definitely says no. What I'm saying is you're very consistent.
@GrantTanaka: Wife just found out my ring tone for her is "ding dong the witch is dead" so if anyone wants to race to Canada READY SET GO