@DevilryFun: The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also.
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@nd_L_: If only the person that named “walkie talkies” had been in charge of naming so many more household objects.
@TheIronSherk: Working front desk at Motel 6 wasn't paying the bills so I started dealing meth to the housekeepers. It was an Inn side job.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I love Instagram's new direct messaging feature because I've always thought, "If only this picture of someone's dinner was just for me."