@DevilryFun: The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also.
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@shutupmikeginn: Call me when you have $50,000 and you'll get your little girl back. Call in the next five minutes and I'll throw in a second kid as a gift.
@zachreinert03: I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off
@dlicj: flight attendant: as u can see the captain has turned on the no murdering sign [guy next to me is still murdering someone] me: um excuse me
@KalvinMacleod: How to determine what party to vote for: 1) Calculate income 2) Divide by number of dependents 3) Subtract age 4) Download Game of War