@DevilryFun: The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also.
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@Rollinintheseat: Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.
@KentWGraham: If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog.
@Tommytoughstuff: [Meeting] *Gestures to pie chart* "Now as you can see this chart is not nearly as delicious as it sounds."
@BuckyIsotope: [on game show] Choose a door for a goat or a new car "I'll take door #2" You've won the car! *sees it's a Kia* "Can I have the goat instead"