@LADaddy: The person who came up with "happily ever after" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years.
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@LisaMcAlister1: There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job.
@justabloodygame: "Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!" The parole board chants, as I enter my hearing. This was not a good sign.
@PeaceInTruth1: Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.
@SortaBad: 9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?