@jngraphs: I see you've blocked me on all social media sites & moved house without leaving a forwarding address
Baby, does this mean we're on a break?
@bloodysurgeon1: The glove snap before the prostate exam isn't necessary. We just do that to mess with you.
@TheGladStork: I wish horses knew that every person who drives by them says, "Oh look. Horses."
@DadandBuried: 5yo: I want a snack.
M: You can have a yogurt smoothie.
5: I NEED CHOICES!
M: Ok. You can have a yogurt smoothie or you can have nothing.
@marinhubka: [sifting through mail]
baby shower invitation? Haha, um no thanks, Linda. I have a regular size shower that I can use whenever I want
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