@ddsmidt: The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way.
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@jngraphs: I see you've blocked me on all social media sites & moved house without leaving a forwarding address Baby, does this mean we're on a break?
@bloodysurgeon1: The glove snap before the prostate exam isn't necessary. We just do that to mess with you.
@DadandBuried: 5yo: I want a snack. M: You can have a yogurt smoothie. 5: I NEED CHOICES! M: Ok. You can have a yogurt smoothie or you can have nothing.