@JennyJohnsonHi5: The phrase "you two deserve each other" sounds like a compliment, but never is.
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@wickedsuga: Stop being so hard on yourself. You don't have to be a complete idiot. Just be the best idiot you can be.
@yobrah_: [describing criminal to sketch artist] His breath smelled like rotten eggs & bad cheese so draw a lot of those smelly lines by his mouth
@UltraPunch: It's impossible to say "mesh" without sounding like Sean Connery... Also you just tried it.