@nickwiger: The physicians choice for headaches induced by choppy streaming video playback
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@tinynietzsche: The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping.
@Mr_Kapowski: "Dad can I sit on your shoulders to watch the parade?" Dad: Dammit Zack, you're 32 and you're taller than me Me: But I'm tired of standing
@KizerBillhelm: *on first date* Did you know that wool sweaters are the closest you can legally come to being inside a sheep?
@MildlyClassic: Unfollowing because you didnt get a follow back is like quitting drinking tea because the tea doesn't drink you back. It doesn't make sense.