@TheGayFlash: The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
@_SetTheHook_: My favorite childhood memory is not having a job.
@iwearaonesie: *son wants to go to water park*
*bring him to water park*
*he starts crying..because he's getting wet*
this is why I drink
@murrman5: [tv interview]
did you get upset?
"that *beep* lied to me, she can go *beep* herself"
don't do that. just curse and we will add the beeps
@DepecheALAmode: I want to get married just so I can throw my wedding ring in anger. I bet it's a lot cooler than aggressively untying a friendship bracelet.
@Screwoff315: I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!