@TheGayFlash: The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
@Book_Krazy: Me: I'll take 'Marriage' for 800 Alex
Alex: Having one wife too many
Me: What is bigamy
Alex: Nooo. We were looking for, what is monogamy
@hippieswordfish: 'welcome to subway how can i-'
ME:*punches counter*WHY DOES THE KOOL-AID MAN CARRY A SMALLER PITCHER OF KOOL-AID
M: IS IT HIS PISS
@HellisWorthit: My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less
"Where is the bathroom"
and a bit more
"She was dead when we got here".
@LetMeStart: Two little monkeys
Jumping on the bed
One fell off and
Bumped his head EXACTLY HOW THEIR MOM SAID SOMEONE WOULD BUT NO ONE LISTENS TO HER.
@carlyken: [bank robbery]
OK EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
[dave starts doing the electric slide]
Damn it Dave, not you, go grab the money