@eddiesteadyno: The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn't bargain on "bankrupt" being an option.
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@AsgardianRose: "This is mine", he growled passionately into her ear. "Are we clear?" Breathlessly, she agreed. She wouldn't try to eat his nachos again.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Friend: OMG did u see the thing on the news about the sinister clowns? Me: *flashback to me watching the debate* yeah I think I saw that