@TheTweetOfGod: The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes.
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@blaha_Who: You don't know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, an you take all the covers with you.
@leifromloihi: [opens fortune cookie] be careful what you wish for [opens another] this is your final warning
@TheAlexNevil: I'm teaching 7 it's ok for a man to cry, & it's also ok for a man to jump on a table, scream and throw coins at a spider.