@TheTweetOfGod: The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes.
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@caliraingirl: I love the smell of fabric softener through the outside vents when people do the laundry. I get a lot of restraining orders though.
@FatherWithTwins: My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, "isn't my undying love & affection enough?" We laughed and laughed. Now I'm at the purse store
@Poutymcgee: The cat licks itself and it's cute. I do it and I'm "no longer allowed in the library".
@TheAlexP: Don't you hate when you do something out of the kindness of your heart & someone gets upset because you shoved a pack of gum in their mouth?