@rickkondell: The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work.
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@Jenny4ashley: Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome.
@_Enanem_: I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees' concert in Switzerland, then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva.
@robfee: Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers. "Ok Brian, how much should this apple cost?" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!