@RobDenBleyker: The poorest man can be rich if he gets a bunch of money.
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@TheRealRHB: I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream
@caliluvgirl77: [introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] "Hi, I usually don't make it this far"
@brendohare: Well I'm not really sure why you put "Baby: Ages 0-6" on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long