@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.
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@Stellacopter: Before emjois i had to end texts to my girlfriends with "two girls holding hands* heart* kissy face* glass of wine* nail polish* red lips."
@juliussharpe: People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call.
@UnfilteredMama: My greatest accomplishment as a parent has been convincing my kids that Chuck E Cheese closes for “flu season.”