@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.
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@caribdonna: My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right.
@Puncroaker: Me; Right, some revision? Son: K Me: Start with chemistry? Him: K Me: Periodic table? Him: K Me:What's the symbol for potassium? Him: Dunno
@badbanana: Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag.
@myles_morrison: People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?