@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.
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@michaelianblack: How come my wife can't hold her bladder for more than three hours but she can hold a grudge for fourteen years?
@dixie_lee_peas: Tattooes turn an average man into a man to look twice at. If i see ink i know he can handle pain....and that works for me, cause I'm a pain.
@HiddleDeeDee: You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid.