@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.
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@YourDailyGroan: Why cotton swab companies haven't used "just the tip" as an advertising slogan yet is beyond me.
@WritePlay: this one has claws This one swims but can't fly This one is huge & runs funny This one bangs his head against trees - god making birds
@0point5twins: - Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn
@man_spach: Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?