@myles_morrison: The power going out for 15 minutes is enough to crush any fantasy I have about surviving a zombie apocalypse.
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@DevilryFun: My doctor said to have a reasonable meal for dinner, so I talked some sense into my pizza.
@GrandadJFreeman: My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.
@david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
@WilliamAder: Shutdown Apocalypse Update: GPS is down. Using a refrigerator magnet as a compass. I think it's just pointing to another refrigerator.