@primawesome: The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger.
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@AnnDabromowitz: When I'm CEO of Subway, employees will no longer be called "sandwich artists." They will be "sub humans."
@Jayson_Two_time: I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail.