@primawesome: The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger.
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@iGreenMonk: I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out
@CulturedRuffian: I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously.
@shivkumarrx: What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant???? #RT