@primawesome: The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger.
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@foodfacenow: Interviewer: What drives you? Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning? M: missing the bus
@phalguy: Realtor: This house here comes with a playroom Wife: Oh, the kids will love that! Realtor: It's not that kind of playroom Husband: Nice
@Dschnoeb: I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister.