@briangaar: The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops
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@thenoahkinsey: I don't have a gf, but I do know a woman who in the car often asks where this is going so I show her the GPS & she gets mad for some reason.
@TheRolo: [Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"
@VeryLonelyLuke: I'm good at making friends. Wait, that's not right. Correction: I'm good at making friends up.